no. 009
ember
ancient
no one remembers when she arrived.
she remembers, but she does not say.
her purr makes the old radio hum back.
- signature
- meeeeow.
- job title
- senior vice president of remembering
- mood
- a small fire that has been burning for a long time
- vibe
- a long warm meow
- purrs
- ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦
- birthday
- unknown
- pull rate
- 4.0%
how she got here
no record. she may have come with the 1972 lightbulb. neither has stopped glowing.
— no one remembers when ember arrived. ember does, but ember does not say.
she likes
- warm lamps (the older the better)
- old books (she does not read, but they are beside her)
- the hum of an old radio
- long naps (six hours minimum)
- the first thread of morning light
she does not
- the smell of new things
- hurried footsteps
- numbers (years, time, age — she refuses)
- interrupted stories
petting policy
okay to pet
chin (she will give a long meeeeow) · top of head · upper back (she arches in response)
do not pet
belly (she sleeps too deep, do not disturb) · tail · the especially warm spot on her side (that is the universe, do not move it)
she may still walk away. that is also an answer.
work schedule
- on duty
- sunmontuewedthufrisat
- nap window
- 12:00 – 18:00
- quirk
- occasionally murmurs a name in her sleep that no one knows.
- favorite treat
- honey biscuits made from old honey nobody can date
relationships
this cat does not have a profile.
this is the profile.