no. 007
mochi
tiny
she trips while running and pretends it was on purpose.
she has fallen forty-seven times.
the universe is keeping count, very gently.
- signature
- mew.
- job title
- junior associate of being soft
- mood
- a bun that just came out of the oven
- vibe
- tiny meow
- purrs
- ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦
- birthday
- sep 2025
- pull rate
- 12.0%
how she got here
fern brought her back from a bakery windowsill where she had been napping next to a loaf for four hours.
— the bakery did not see her. the universe did.
she likes
- anywhere warm
- ember's tail (she sleeps curled inside it)
- a bean-sized toy (she chases for five minutes)
- gentle attention (not too much)
- falling over on purpose
she does not
- loud sounds (she folds inward)
- cold corners
- being rushed
- being called good (she is chaotic, and proud)
petting policy
okay to pet
top of head · whole body (one hand fits) · belly (she is the only cat who allows this — she does not yet know she should not)
do not pet
too firmly · while sleeping · picking her up (she gets scared)
she may still walk away. that is also an answer.
work schedule
- on duty
- sunmontuewedthufrisat
- nap window
- 14:00 – 19:00
- quirk
- her paw pads turn slightly pink when she sleeps and white when she is awake.
- favorite treat
- milk-flavored kitten biscuits
relationships
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