no. 003
receipt
silly
prints no invoices. steals all paper.
every snack is a business expense.
every crash is customer support with whiskers.
- signature
- meow meow meow!
- job title
- head of unnecessary paperwork
- mood
- orange chaos with tiny invoices
- vibe
- three unpaid meows
- purrs
- ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦
- birthday
- aug 2024
- pull rate
- 20.0%
how she got here
fell asleep inside a delivery box full of thermal paper and refused all refunds.
— a delivery box opened, and the smallest accounting error became orange.
she likes
- thermal paper rolls
- cardboard delivery boxes
- loose cables
- counter crumbs
- buttons that should not be pressed
she does not
- organized shelves
- empty snack drawers
- moonmilk staring quietly
- being called helpful
petting policy
okay to pet
forehead · back of neck · shoulders
do not pet
tail · tummy · ears when zooming
she may still walk away. that is also an answer.
work schedule
- on duty
- sunmontuewedthufrisat
- nap window
- 15:00 – 16:00
- quirk
- drags receipt paper into nests shaped like failed financial systems.
- favorite treat
- chicken paste with sardine oil
relationships
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this is the profile.